deanwinchesterwantsthecass: thefallofvenus: replystacks: But seriously. People will call celebrities by ridiculous stage names that were made-up to sound more unique, but they refuse to call trans* people the names they have chosen to match their gender identity. If you can call Nicole Polizzi by the name Snooki, then you can call a trans* person by their chosen name. THIS READ IT ...
flattummyplease: dreammaker-heartbreaker: animandaxd: ask-0ncie: danglingthpider: boredsociopath: On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment everybody reblog this spread the news Doing
marshallandmarceline: daughter-of-a-badass: cloudyjenn: Sometimes I wonder if people say controversial things on tumblr so others will jump down their throats with well researched and cited sources that the OP then uses to write a paper they didn’t feel like researching themselves. Thanks for the tip
a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd
jaymhensley: so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles. Read More
guys, i moved blogs like forever ago, im over here... →
what no i have like, 2000 less posts and half my followers are gone and 300 of my liked posts are gone my life is ruined
itwasjustunjellify: This is it. The apocalypse is coming. Because in the movies, New York is always the first to go.
Waffles and Other Doodles: Art Thief →
amburgered: It’s been brought to my attention that a user on deviantArt named lina-witch has been posting Sheldon pictures taken from my blog. She does not have permission to do this, and I would remind everyone that my actual deviantArt page is named “Odyanii” and is also in my sidebar links. …
Reblog if you've been personally victimized by a...
a-bear-who-loves-butts: remember that one time when there was a gay couple on a kids tv show and the only problem was that there were too many diapers to change
slutkat: jakeenglishsbutt: shubbabang: What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy. What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive. Like. Psychotically happy. ITS AS IF SOMEONE GAME KARKAT A LOBODOMY This is how I see Alpha!Sufferer
my feets are cold
Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
timelordy-teganbreann: shmeeshed: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: clevergenius: the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAAHHA JK yea im a dude of course i play fucking video games HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS HAPPENED OMFG yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG iT JUST GOT...